whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I am one with the molecules
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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