wake up i wanna do it froggy style
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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