awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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