if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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