Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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