Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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