Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Randomize
