hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
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He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
After tacos, we're chasing women.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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