You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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