But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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