do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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