you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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