i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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