And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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