bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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