The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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