Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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