Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
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