WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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