yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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