: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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