just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Don't tell me you're on acid again
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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