Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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