That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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