Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
What's dad's email?
[email protected]
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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