He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.�
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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