addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
