So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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