So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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