new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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