And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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