you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
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