I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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