do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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