So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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