somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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