I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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