just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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