I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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