You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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