I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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