It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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