so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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