2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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