All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
My feet surprised me
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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