please come you make the beer taste better
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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