i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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