Christians are straight up FREAKS
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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