let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I enjoy the company of your penis
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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