i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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