Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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